Arrival of school doctor
How about the school doctor being Greg Hunt comes to vaccinate the students against stupidity, the teacher is obviously exempt. Scomo reckons it’s not compulsory, but he wants a triple dose anyway, Brnaby gets it and turns into a pineapple. Bant says he doesn’t need it but is forced. Christensen runs around and around the room in avoidance then dives out the window but is jabbed in the big toe. Finally, Craig Kelly explodes like a bullfrog and shatters all the vials and showers the neighbouring village with an overdose of sensibility.