Cancelled! Super progressives ban A Super Progressive Movie 
28 January 2026 

Super progressives are handing free publicity to One Nation's rollout of A Super Progressive Movie by cancelling sold-out premiere screenings in Melbourne at the last minute. 

One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson, who was given a standing ovation at last night's sold-out premiere screening of the film in Sydney, said she didn't accept excuses for cancelling premieres in Melbourne and Hobart - the former less than 48 hours before it's supposed to be screened - and suspected political foul play. 

"This country has become so rigidly politically correct and so frightened of giving imaginary offence to imaginary people," Senator Hanson said. "They're calling this the most dangerous movie in Australia, when in truth it's a love letter to Australia. 

"I have much stronger confidence in the Australian people's ability to take a joke and appreciate political satire. All of the premiere screenings of A Super Progressive Movie across Australia have been sold out; in Melbourne we put on two screenings to accommodate the crowds. Holly Valance's new song that complements the movie, Kiss Kiss My A_, has topped iTunes. 

"Australians are clamouring to see this film. People drove for hours and even caught flights to be at the Brisbane and Sydney premieres. Australians want to go on the adventure with the wise one-sixteenth aboriginal Murray and Albo's deep-voiced hairy daughter Princess Stacey outside the Naarm super-progressive bubble in their quest for the Victim Hood, the ultimate progressive weapon that ended the fabled Culture War. It's a journey of enlightenment and self-reflection for these characters, with plenty of action too as Pauline Hanson cheats death at the hands of Albo (who ends up beheading a very different Senator). 

"Once again, A Super Progressive Movie - rated M if you're wondering - has been cancelled by super progressives. Stepmates had no help from Screen Australia or anyone else making this movie. When we booked the Parliament House theatre for an advanced screening of the movie trailer, it was also cancelled at the very last minute to maximise the inconvenience of people who came from all over the country to watch it.